The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

Zelda, half of the titular princesses.

Released in 2006, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess was a desperate chance to save the dying Nintendo Gamecube.  While available for purchase on the 'cube, TP found its primary success on the newly arrived Nintendo Wii.

Zelda games are on par with with the Mario Bros. franchise for the well over-used, but I'm happy to report that TP is heads and tails one of the best Zelda games released.

For starters, Twilight Princess delivers an engaging story that is otherwise lost on other titles in the franchise.  The environs are teeming with life, and everything contributes to a well-rounded, purposefully constructed story.

But okay - yes - first we finish 3 tiny dungeons and then expand to whole world to battle our way through 5 more.  Each dungeon contains a specific item that alone can be harnessed to crush the dungeon master, freeing a sage to lock away evil, blah-blah-blah...

What sets TP apart (besides its gorgeous and detailed environment), is the clever twist it takes on the old favorite.  All of the puzzle-based delights are still there, but the robust world of Hyrule delivers opportunities to enhance outside-the-dungeon puzzles.

For the most part, external, world-based pursuits are for collectibles, which TP delivers in spades.


Firstly, with the piece of hearts now split in 5 instead of the usual quarters, there are 45 piece of heart containers to collect and enhance your life bar.

An additional 24 golden bugs can be collected for rupees and to increase the wallet size.

You can fish (which is especially interesting, considering the impending doom).

And finally, in the style since The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, there are hidden enemies to destroy, called Poe's.  Beating one will yield one of 60 Poe's Souls.  Retrieving 20 nets you the fourth bottle, and all 60 gives you access to an endless supply of rupees.

So besides the main story, there's plenty of derping around to do.

Link atop Epona, trusty steed and world traversor.

However, the game is not without its faults.  For starters, there is my typical waggle complaint.  The sword is controlled by a shake of the Wiimote.  It's mostly responsive, but has cost us a wine glass due to my over-enthusiasm.

Using the Wiimote to aim items is also frustrating, because of how far away my couch is from the Wii-sensor.  I don't think our couch is overly far, but - apparently it IS!

All in all, the game is excellent, and makes me excited for The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.

Statistics

If you click it, you can actually read it.  Data in the jump.

I like statistics, so when I learned that I could get some gameplay information from the Wii, I booted the old baby off to take a look at what I had played.

SMBC Books

Are you already thinking about the upcoming holiday season, and what voracious gifts you could bestow upon me in a celebration of my birth, which cleansed you of your sins?

Well, in that case, consider the SMBC bundle of comics, available here: http://smbc.myshopify.com/products/both-smbc-collections.

That's right!  I want to OWN a printed version of comics that I can read for free online.  It's capitalism at its best!  You alone can save the U.S. economy and support nude artists everywhere!

Smithsonian Exhibit: Art of Video Games

I already have mentioned this exhibit, but with it being only 4(ish) months away, I thought reminding everyone of the excitement of the event would be apropos.

In alphabetical order, the games featured will include:
1943: The Battle of Midway
Advanced Dungeons and Dragons
After Burner
Attack of the Mutant Camels
Bioshock
Boom Blox
Brütal Legend
ChuChu Rocket!
Combat®
Desert Commander
Diablo II
Donkey Kong™
DOOM II
Dune II: Battle for Arrakis
Earthworm Jim
Einhander
Fable
Fallout
Fallout 3
Final Fantasy Tactics
Final Fantasy VII
flOw
Flower
Geometry Wars: Retro Evolved 2
Goldeneye 007
Gradius V
Gunstar Heroes
Halo 2
Heavy Rain
Jumpman
Lord of the Rings: Battle for Middle Earth II
Marble Madness
MassEffect 2
Metal Gear Solid
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metroid Prime 2: Echos
Minecraft
Okami
Pac-Man
Panzer Dragoon II: Zwei
Panzer Dragoon Orta
Panzer Dragoon Saga
Phantasy Star
Phantasy Star IV
Pikmin 2
Pitfall II: Lost Caverns
Pitfall!
Portal
Rez
Shadow of Colossus
Shenmue
Sid Meier's Pirates!
SimCity
SimCity 2000
Sonic Adventure
Space Invaders
Spy vs Spy
Star Fox™
Star Fox™: Assault
Star Strike
Star Trek: Strategic Operations Simulator
StarCraft
Super Mario 64
Super Mario Brothers 3
Super Mario Galaxy 2
Super Mario World
The Bard's Tale III: Thief of Fate
The Legend of Zelda
The Legend of Zelda: Link to the Past
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell
Tomb Raider
TRON: Maze-Atron
Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Utopia
Worms Armageddon
Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
Zaxxon

Also, there are some really cool opening weekend activities, so I would encourage anyone interested to check on the Smithsonian's Exhibition page (http://americanart.si.edu/exhibitions/archive/2012/games/) to learn more about those.

Final Fantasy VII



First released almost 15 years ago, Final Fantasy VII marked the long-running (and somewhat less than final) series' move from 16-bit graphics into the stunning world of polygons and CGI cutscenes.  For many, FFVII represented the first epic gaming experience.  I recently put FFVII into the backwards compatible PS3 to see how well the game had held up after all this time.

The story is a well-known one.  You play as Cloud, the ex-SOLDIER (a kind of elite fighting force of the Shinra Corporation) turned mercenary freedom fighter.  The game opens with Cloud's participation with Avalanche (eco-terrorists who want to stop Shinra's use of Mako energy - which they believe to be lifeblood of the planet) as they set explosives on a Mako Reactor.  Because the heavy dialogue sequences between characters are all text, it is much easier to communicate this complicated exposition than it might be with modern RPGs that have an abundance of voice-acting.

They story takes whims and weaves all over the place.  In addition to the leading plotline, there is a crisis of the very planet itself, wherein Cloud and his ragtag group of allies must confront the diabolical and other-worldly Sephiroth, who seeks to destroy the planet by summoning a huge meteor to crash (very slowly) into the planet.

When released, the game boasted some truly incredible graphics and graphical effects.  Some of it has been lost upon age, but for the technology available, the game still looks good.  Like sprite-based games before it, FFVII asks us to use our imagination to connect the polygons and make things life-like.  My imagination is happy to oblige!

And while the field graphics are the really painful ones, the battle graphics are actually very nice.  Enemies are still polygon-based, but there is limited reskinning and almost every enemy feels unique. 

FFVII has held up well, but I notice that while playing I've become very programmed by more modern games.  I am slightly disappointed that no trophies appear as I play, and the analog stick is completely non-responsive, making the use of the directional-pad standard.  But for nostalgia: it's worth it and then some.

Valkyria Chronicles

Cell shaded tank battle.

You might think that Valkyria Chronicles, SEGA's unholy union of Japanese role-playing game meets first person shooter, would be just my cup of tea.  You must think that its cell-shaded animation warms my heart while combining turn-based role-playing games (which I love) with first person shooting (which I would like to love).  Unfortunately, fair reader you'd be wrong.  This game is crap.

Listen, it's not that I don't like the idea of the game.  But I also like the idea of communism.  And being a farmer.  Ideas are fun because I don't have to do them.

Valkyria Chronicles starts with the introduction of a story told through the published works of an author.  A war being retold from the perspective of a small group of ragtag adventurers which sheds new light on the war?  Well yes, Final Fantasy: Tactics, I do like your re-made plot with loose and thin references to World War II.  However interesting World War II is, however, it's no War of the Lions.  Also, the Nazis would have been badasses if they had unobtainium, or whatever this magic mineral source is called.

Once I get to a battle scene, there's actually some fun to be had.  I enjoy the FFT like positioning of characters on the battlefield and the battle system seems well done.  There is one minor problem, however, in that the game seems to forget that it had promised turn-based battle and instead punishes any slacking on your part by having any enemy unit who can see you fire shots at you.

Is it for realism?  I like that.  But then, as soon as you aim to fire, everyone stops.  I guess in anxiety of your coming attach?

But just for the record, I could have gotten over that.  What I could get over was the cut scenes.  There were approximately 5 between battles.  And between each cut scene, we are sent back to the main menu.  It's rather annoying, and has really turned me off.  Avoid this one.

Car 11K - A Second Look at L.A. Noire



Main character, tortured hero dude, Cole Phelps.

 Upon ravishing the Catherine loan from my friend to the point in which I was having dreams about moving cubes around, I decided it was time to give L.A. Noire another run for its money.  I had great things to say about the game, but I wondered if they would hold up under the inflamed scrutiny of a replay; and to add to wanting to give the game a bad review, I decided to do so on a Platinum run.

Though it seems sadistic, my logic was this:

1. If the game was good even if I played it to its extremity, whereby doing everything, then I would feel vindicated in my earlier, positive review.
2. I like trophies, even though I don't understand why sometimes.

Well, looky-looky who has a cookie.  And by cookie, I mean a digital trophy icon representing my completion of the game.

But, did the game live up to its earlier success?  Find out, after the jump...

National Coming Out Day

Here we are again, October 11th: National Coming Out Day.  It should surprise no long-time readers that I am of the 'mo persuasion (short for homo, which is short for homosexual), least of all that I carry crushes for video game characters and developers across gaming spectrums (Megaman, Varric, Nathan Drake, the developer of the Trism iPhone app, for some quick examples).  For some, however, the thought of being ashamed or embarrassed to identify as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, or queer (which I will conveniently use as an umbrella term to represent all other gender/sexual orientations) can be an overwhelming experience.

Things might be (societally) a whole lot better now than they were when I came out a decade ago, but individual experiences, environments, and struggles remain too variable for me to say: "oh you new gay kids have it so much easier." 

Video games were always a resoruce for me when I was feeling uncomfortable in my identity (whether of sexual orientation or other adolescent development areas).  It was great because these games allowed me to role-play a different identity, determining values for a virtual manifestation of myself.  Also, you know - the sheer entertainment. 

When I was coming out, my games of choice were Final Fantasy VII & VIII & Tactics, and The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time.  It's like a psychologist's wet dream really, since each of these titles deal with super-imposed battles of good and evil and striving to define the hero's identity (except for Ocarina, which was about fishing minigames).  In my defense, console game-writing hadn't evolved to a point of creating more complex writing scenarios like a battle between a filandering protagonist and a demonic representation of his girlfriend's vagina.

Online Social Environments (Beyond the MMO)

Usually, when I blog, it's to talk about how awesome (or slightly less so) games are; but sometimes, I like to go a little off the deep end and apply my knowledge about social constructs to the design and play of video games.  Today, I wanted to talk a little bit about online social environments and how they influence, impact, and have changed the way we game.

Gaming in social environments is not a new concept by a long shot.  Only recently did the scope of social environments involved in gaming expand exponentially.  An online social environment is a community (best defined by Pillari & Newsome as "[a social system] by the personal or affective ties among their members ... people with a common identity and bond").  This community's common identity is the game play.  And whereas many communities form in geographical locations, the space in which this community meets is virtual: the online social environment.

Before I lose you, here's a graphic representation of community (as we traditionally have understood it) and how an online social environment might be perceived.

Traditionally, communities are formed of cohesive groups of individuals - the community representing the focus of support for the individuals creating the group.  However, with online social environments, we are looking more at structures created (sometimes manufactured, sometimes grown organically) between individuals linked together through network connectivity (also known as the interwebz).

Okay, so what?  Well, the creation (especially the manufactured creation) of online social environments remains a major issue in online social gaming.  Everything from Facebook games to World of Warcraft create and utilize online social environments.  These are the foundations for which the game is designed, developed, and eventually, driven.  Where the theories of community development come into play are in considering how the environment and the individual interact.

There are two concepts of environment when considering systems theory.  I know I'm on the cusp of losing you again, so here's another drawing:

So, a symmetric environment (also sometimes called a symbiotic environment) influences the individual and the individual influences it.  Theoretical democracy is a symmetric environment.  An unbalanced, or directive environment is one which shapes the individual.  Online social environments can be applied to either category.  Consider a server community on Minecraft, for example.  This is a very symmetric environment - users create based on the materials available; the environment is shaped by users and provides the materials for construction (and also, Creepers). 



That'sss an awfully nice ssssocial environement you have there.
It'd be a ssssshame is ssssomething happened to it...

But not all games with online social environments work so nicely.  Let's take my arch-nemesis Farmville for a ride: users have little-to-no interactive ability with the environment, save for cosmetic changes.  There is little environment to speak of, because Farmville holds all the cards.  And rightfully so!  Relying on microtransactions would become difficult if you enabled community members to openly interact (especially on an economic basis). 

I don't want to go crazy into economics, but there is a huge problem between manufactured online social environments and profit motivation theory.  The notion to create a symmetric environment may be at diametric odds with the notion of creating a revenue generating environment.  So, in a capitalist based society, profit may beat out community development.

Because of this (I promise, the econ is almost done) profit problem, organically created online social environments tend to thrive more, because they are naturally uninhibited by those constraints that would generally plague a manufactured environment.

Of course, that sounds delicious to an investor.  Like wanting to capitalize on viral marketing, there is no magic bullet to ride the coattails of Web 2.0 to instant profit.  The motivation differences create a series of problems, lead to social entropy, and the decay (and eventual death) of the online social environment.

If you are an avid gamer, developer, or investor, I strongly recommend that you continue your investigation into online social environments - how we impact them, and them us.  Better understanding our mechanical interactive world can help make it better, not just for us, but for everyone else we share the community with; which, really, is what community is all about.

Donkey Kong Country Returns

You've got to feel bad for Donkey Kong.  The dude was originally cast as a barrel-chunking overlord of a world created of platforms, ladders, and sentient flame.  Later though, DK gained more independence as a go-kart racer, and had his own series of platform games on the SNES called Donkey Kong Country.

Simian miscreant, or domestic violence intervener?

Donkey Kong Country (and its two follow-up iterations) were never bad games, and in fact, represented a good deal of my childhood play-time on the SNES.  The graphics (courtesy of Rare) were crude in today's gameplace, but state of the art when the game was released.

The game focused on DK's loss of his banana stash, because he likes to eat bananas.  So, you know, there was a plot-ish.  Akin to "Save the princess."  In case you were to ask why, the game would glare at you and shout "Because I said so!" and hurtle you into a mini-game.

But games are more sophisticated now, like Donkey Kong Country Returns, which subjects you to some storyline where the volcano on Kong island is inhabited by bad mojo, and the chieftan of bad mojo steals all of your bananas.  Bad mojo chieftans, as we all know, are in constant need of a steady flow of potassium to continue their malicious operations on islands inhabited by Kong on his relatives.

Okay, so the game isn't going to win story of the year, or anything - but we didn't really expect it to.  I craved some 2D, beautifully rendered, platforming!  Donkey Kong Country, the Return of the Jedi was sure to please.  Nintendo practically wrote the book on what a 2D platformer needs to be successful.  But wait, what's this - to kill enemies, I must ... waggle?

Like a hooker clinging to the testicles of a customer who refused to pay for services rendered, Nintendo wants to force every single one of its game experiences to use the motion controls that made the Wii so famous.  Nevermind that when using the nunchuck accessory that I have like 12 buttons, only the joystick, A, and B buttons are used for moving, jumping, and grabbing respectively.  If you want to do your super-neat DK roll, you have to waggle the damn Wii-mote while pushing forward.  Didn't push forward correctly?  You'll ground-pound, or ... blow air?

If you have friends, you can play the game with them.
Then you won't have to worry about having friends anymore!

There are things to collect, which is kind of a fun part of Donkey Kong Country games, but the game play was severely wounded by the inclusion of needed waggling.  The platforming was a huge step back, as well, in my humble opinion.  There was very little strategy involved, and it just wasn't very fun to play.

Okay, it does look good.  I mean, this is exactly what I wanted in looks.  You know, Super Mario Galaxy 3, pretty much.

If you were looking for a game on the Wii that you could play as Donkey Kong for, you may as well just dust off Super Smash Bros. Brawl, which offers way more DK technique and a myriad of better control options.  Or, wait for the next go-kart, party, or olympic sporting game that Nintendo's over-used, tie-wearing mascot could be crammed into next.

Catherine: Again

Despite my post last week about not getting into Catherine, I found playing it again, out of some weird want for it to better.  What's the deal?  It's like a drug...